:)

Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Sincerely, Unicorns

:)

Dear tampon instructions,

"Hold at a 45 degree angle..." hold on, let me get my protractor.

Sincerely, get real.

Just got back from the game! Go yellow jackets! <3

Dear camera whores,

This is Facebook, not an online application for a job as a prostitute.

Sincerely, put some clothes on.

Dear boobs,

Dear boobs,

Nice try.

Sincerely, a gay cop.

Dear drug stores...

Dear drug stores,

Please consider adding a self-checkout line.

Sincerely, basket of tampons, condoms, and hemorroid cream.

My life stories anyone?

Ok so I was getting some complaints about discontinuing my life stories on Twitter! So I decided to make a blog all about it!! What u guys think??